Much like the dreaded Kobayashi Maru, there really is no right answer to the question, “Where should I pre-order Star Trek Online?” In its ongoing mission to make games as hard to purchase as possible, Starfleet has issued different pre-order bonuses to each major American retailer. Want to pilot the Enterprise? You’ll have to order from GameStop. Need a pet Tribble? Best Buy. How about a gun that beams projectiles directly to their intended target? Target. That “Liberated Borg” bridge officer you always wanted? Amazon.

And here we thought all we had to do to get the full enjoyment out of our games was buy them. Those days are over, friend. Check out the full list of pre-order bonuses — and where to find them

• GameStop: Exclusive ship: The classic USS Enterprise
• Best Buy: Pet Tribble or Targ (based on faction)
• Amazon: “Liberated Borg” Bridge Officer with “unique nanotechnology augmentations”
• Direct2Drive: Multi-Spatial Personal Shield (regenerates itself and player health)
• Wal-mart: Bonus Skill Points (bestows additional skill points)
• Target: TR-116 ground weapon (micro-transporter beams projectiles to target, no line of sight required)
• Steam: Chromodynamic Armor, improves critical hits and damage of energy weapons

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Waiting for the movie hammer to fall, Thor fans? So are we! Verily!

And we’re getting so much closer because now we know who Thor (Chris Hemsworth)will be facing off against and that’s Tom Hiddleston as the trickster Loki! Want to see who it will be? ====> more…

If you’re a Jew or a Mexican girl, there’s a specific day where you officially become an adult.  For everyone else, becoming a grown-up is a gradual process, and most of the time you don’t realize that you’ve become an adult until it’s too late.  So, for everyone who doesn’t get to have one of those awesome “you’re a grown-up now” parties, we’ve created this helpful list of 7 Signs That You’re an Adult.

1. You Pay for Things that You Can’t Hold in Your Hand

As a child, commerce is simple: you give the ice cream man a handful of change, and you receive a Ninja Turtle popsicle with gumball eyes.  You can hold it in your hand. You can taste it. You can compare the position of the gumball eyes on the actual popsicle to the position that they’re supposed to be in, according to the picture on the wrapper, which you can also hold in your hand.  Even after the popsicle is gun, while you’re chewing on the rock-hard gumball eyes, you can hold the sticky popsicle stick, the proof that you received something tangible in exchange for your money.  As an adult, most of the things you pay for are seemingly unquantifiable.  I’ve never held health insurance in my hand, nor have I ever proudly displayed my newly-purchased Account Maintenance to my friends, even though I pay two dollars for one every month.  I don’t even know what a night/weekend minute looks like, but I’ve purchased hundreds of them as an adult. more…

So I’m a comic book guy and yes I have seen Wolverine. A lot of non comic book people have come to me and said did you like it? That is usually followed up by I didn’t like it, or It was not his real story. But when I ask people “oh yeah what is his real story?” they all look at me like I just asked them to recite war and peace.   more…

Wow so Ihave been permoting and working on The banana everyday for the last couple months. Well here is the good news. I have traffic!

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